Never-ending snot cavern

I have a cold.  As a result, I have a perfectly functioning left nostril and a continuously clogged right nostril.  I can successfully blow the right nostril clean for 0.238 seconds before it clogs back up.  

Where does this endless snot reservoir reside within me?  Why does its hose only lead to my right nostril?  Is a clear left nostril an evolutionary trait?  Does the left nostril stay clear in case I have a career that relies on the ability to blow unobstructed air through at least one nostril?  I’m going to go fill a balloon to test this theory.  Hopefully, I use the right, I mean left, nostril.  

One Reply to “Never-ending snot cavern”

  1. Haha! I googled snot reservoir and you came up. I’m glad that I get share my unending snot problem with someone. Wouldn’t it be exciting if it were some super power and it was acid snot? I’m sorry I think my son has brain washed me into a super hero.

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