It’s been too long since we’ve talked about a crappy poll. Here’s a new one.
Kids aged 2-12 think Britney Spears and Paris Hilton are more deserving of coal in their stockings than the Grinch and Darth Vader.
So, little kids think Britney and Paris are naughtier than two of the most evil fictional bad guys of all time? That’s harsh. But, while Darth Vader slaughtered younglings, Paris covered their sabers in sores. That’s a pretty even trade.
Besides, didn’t you always wonder why Darth Vader’s face was all eaten up? Mustache rides gone terribly wrong.
“Use the VALTREX, Luke.”
ages 2-12? what effing two, three, four, or even five year old knows who paris hilton and britney spears are? what is wrong with their parents?
Yeah, I didn’t think about that. Our society is imploding.