Look at me, I’m Johnny "Rockin" Rowlands!

Johnny Rowlands, Kansas City’s eye in the sky, drives an Escalade with the license plate “CHOPPR9” (for NewsChopper 9). He pulled into a Sonic near my house this morning.


Nice peach-fuzz mustache, Rowlands

I’m no Rowlands hater, but this pushes me in that direction. Piloting the coolest traffic copter in Kansas City isn’t enough. He has to have a giant arrow, in the form of a personalized-plated Escalade, pointing him out on the street? What an egomaniac.

You sicken me Rowlands. And Sonic? Blech. Toppings have no place on the bottom bun.

By the way, I don’t know what kind of dirt you have on Micheal Mahoney, but apparently it’s enough to keep him from out-stache-ing you at work.


Mahoney, now and before Rowlands blackmailed his stache off

4 Replies to “Look at me, I’m Johnny "Rockin" Rowlands!”

  1. you should be a journalist . . . you won’t rest until you find out the real reason mahoney revealed his hideous face that was hidden behind that mustache.

    is brian busby your source for the latest stache-gate news? i’ve heard that people refer to him as “deep throat” . . . then again, i’m not sure it has anything to do with him being an information leak . . .

  2. Also, Sonic’s ice cream will never compare to Mc.D’s. Never in a million years!

  3. disagree heath . . . sonic’s desserts and drinks are the only reason to go there . . .

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