Dammit.
My socks are itching me.
Yes, I could do something about it, but my feet are all the way at the other end of my body. I’m reclining with my computer on my lap, further complicating the situation.
Aha! My big toes were able to force the socks away from my affected ankles. It’s times like these that I appreciate my feet extending beyond my ankles to my toes. Those toes sure come in handy sometimes, don’t they?
Whoops, now my underwear is itching me. Come on up here, big toe.