Dear Mike Huckabee,
I thought it was funny and politically brilliant for you to have Chuck Norris do an ad with you.
But having Norris flank you during your Iowa Caucus victory speech weirds me out a bit.
Look at the Chuckster, laughing his ass off at your every word.
People are talking, Mike. They’re saying Chuck must be winning your favor by roundhouse kicking his big toe into the most unholy-est of holes. This won’t sit well with your evangelical base.
While Chuck Norris’ facial crabs have been a minor threat for a long time, a leading presidential candidate shouldn’t be seen rubbing cheeks with him.
All kidding aside, Chuck Norris is a punch line in this country. The joke is old. No one is going to vote for you because Chuck Norris continues to have your back. Seriously, you two are creeping us out.
If you’re serious about winning, it’s time to roundhouse kick Chuck to the curb.