I have a new favorite study.
The researchers found that playing drinking games, having a personal history of binge drinking, attending a party with many other intoxicated people, and attending a themed event all predicted higher blood alcohol levels.
Maybe if these “researchers” had gone out once or twice during their college years, they could’ve saved the time and money it took to figure out the breathtaking results of the study.
Might be the greatest study ever.
I think all of those events happened on several occassions at Kevin’s house in Manhattan. We played drinking games, all had a history of binge drinking, and were attending a themed event with high blood alcohol levels.
Great story researchers. Seriously, people get paid for that? Why not hire a couple college kids to do the research.
They don’t even have to hire me. Just give me some testing parameters.