You’re all full of shit.
Republicans, you won’t be cutting taxes, the Mexicans are staying, and you’re not going into Iran.
Democrats, you won’t be getting health care.
The market is in the toilet, our money has vanished in an endless pit in Iraq, and the money we do have isn’t worth dick. You can’t pay for any of these tax cuts or expenditures.
Screw all that. Which candidate has the shiniest American flag lapel pin? I’m voting for them.