Here comes another Gene Simmons production I never want to experience.
The video, found at genessecret.com, purportedly features Simmons and Australian spokesmodel “Elsa” engaging in sexual activity to the tune of Foreigner’s “I Want to Know What Love Is.”
Can’t get hard to “Rock And Roll All Nite” anymore, Gene?
“You may have heard or seen garbage that has sprung up from my past. Rest assured the proper legal team is looking at all ramifications and options,” he says.
Considering the video features Gene Simmons “making love,” I think the “proper” legal team is the United States Department of Justice. If waterboarding is borderline torture, this has to be close.
“Okay, I’ll tell you where Osama is! Make it stop!”
By the way, I thought Gene was some kind of self-proclaimed sex god. I guess keeping your shirt on during the act is step one.