I can no longer recommend listening to Bill Moyers Journal to fall asleep.
I always try to listen to something fairly unexciting when I go to bed. Last night, I turned to my trusty Bill Moyers Podcast.
Bill featured conservative televangelist/John McCain-endorser John Hagee. Bill played clips of this clown preaching about how we need to attack Iran so that Russia attacks Israel so that Jesus will make his return and lay a serious smackdown on the invaders of Zion.
Believe it or not, this wasn’t easy to fall asleep to.
Sounds crazy. Do you think Zoul will come back in the form of the Stay-Puffed Marshmallow Man? If so, I blame Ray Stantz.
Good call. I think you meant “Zeul,” though.
Israel has to re-build their Temple before Jesus comes back.
So if it’s Russia attacking Israel, do you think they will make a statue of Lenin walk the streets of Moscow?
Uh, you’re scaring me worse than the televangical guy.
What is scaring you?
1. The fact that I know Israel has to re-build the temple?
2. The thought of Russia attacking Israel makes you shake in your little moccasins?
3. Giant statues of Lenin terrorizing the good people of Moscow?
4. Or the fact that I know biblical prophecy, who Lenin was and that there is a city in Russia called Moscow?