Okay, so you have one friend over.
You don’t bother to pick anything up around the house. If you’re good enough friends for them to come over solo, then you’re comfortable leaving your house the way you usually do: messy.
Now, you have twenty friends over. You clean the place up a little.
That’s this website.
Mattstooks.com’s highest total hits came in September, with 8,769 hits for the month. Not too bad.
In October, that number quintupled (pretty sure that’s a word) to a new record of 42,479 for the month.
Okay, I just found out hits mean nothing. But we had visits from 3,185 different computers, up from 704 in September. Good job team!
Apparently, America had an unfulfilled need for lame attempts at humor involving herpes commercials, Chris Matthews playing the voice of Kermit The Frog’s brother Steve, and my standards for women being just above the villainous Mama Fratelli from The Goonies.
Stooks. You are a super star. Quit trying to be so modest. The people of Manhattan, and surrounding areas, adore you…even though you went to KU.