I went to my third Royals game of the year last night. The Royals are 0-3 in games with me in attendance. They’ve lost five in a row. Last night’s game was particularly rough. Cleveland beat the Royals 15-1.
The good news is I have a douchebag usher to tell you about.
The Douche Usher was patrolling our area – one of the worst in the stadium. He was easily the douchiest usher I’ve ever seen at The K in my 20+ years of going to Royals games.
He focused most of his attention along the railing, knowing that these seats rarely sell with less than 20 thousand fans in attendance.
Douche Usher, scanning the crowd for victims
Douche Usher walks to remove fans along the railing
More fans fall into Douche Usher’s trap
You can’t hide from Douche Usher – he will be the biggest prick of a cop someday
Douche Usher on his way to force girls on the right to put their feet down
Douche Usher fails to notice the left guy’s hilariously ugly shirt
Douche Usher stands idly by as a giant beer vendor blocks my view
Damn you, Douche Usher.