I went to the Kansas City Roller Warriors Saturday night with Heather, Amanda and their Chris Cakes brethren. I haven’t attended too many odder things.
Popping a squat?
I’ve seen Roller Derby on TV before, but never in person.
This guy needs to be available for rentals
I couldn’t make out any faces from where I was sitting, but I did get a favorable view when the roller girls made a certain turn. Unfortunately, the lights were too low for me to capture these moments for you.
Heather and Amanda took off with my camera for awhile. Here are the visual presents they left me.
Can you spot the Chris Cakes guy?
Anyone need to juice an orange?
The names of the roller girls were classic. Here are my favorites: Iron Lung #420, Ivana Clobber, Kancer Stiik, Missile Toes, Sassy B. Yatch, Hall Balls, Snot Rocket (she was a badass) and Princess Slay-Ya.