Why cats are better than dogs

I’m not a big pet guy. But I know cats are ten times better than dogs.

A dog immediately goes for the signature nose-in-the-crotch move. They’re intrusive and obnoxious. They follow orders, do stupid tricks and attack people for no apparent reason. They crap on the carpet.

Cats are more like us. They don’t listen. They do their own thing, usually in a designated box in the house. They just chill out and take in their surroundings.

If a cat gets on your lap, consider yourself fortunate. Unlike dogs, they’re more discerning on who gets their attention.

Dogs like anybody. You have to earn a cat’s respect. Welcome to reality.