What could I have said to prompt the following email? Did I really imply a Hitler-esque elimination of an entire religious group? I’ll have the audio here tomorrow. In the meantime, do your own grammar check, and then we’ll share notes.
Subject: d.j’s suck
To: mattstooks@mattstooks.com
My brother and I listen to all you dumb ass djs in the morning. You know sometimes you people should keep your mouth shut. Like when you said all jahova witness should be wiped out that was just wrong maybe all religon should be taken out more people die over religon than anything in this world. Now I know you think your funny but quite frankly I think you suck and should be replaced with some one with an IQ over 60.
I believe an IQ of under 60 would not have allowed Mr. Stooks to graduate high school. As a classmate and friend of Stooks, I know he’s got at least 61 for an IQ, qualifying him to be a DJ. Perhaps this young jahova witness wannabe should check his own IQ and maybe retake 5th grade English class. We don’t necessarily need to wipe out jahova witnesses, but maybe just contain them to a few large prisons around the US, and maybe take those guys that dance around with shaved heads, except for pony tails with them. They suck equally as much as jablova witnesses.
People who write angry e-mails with terrible grammar frighten me. Their lack of ability to string together a coherent idea does not stop them from writing irrelevant tirades when it really should stop them. All that angst should not have been directed at Stooks. It should have been aimed at walking down to the library and checking out a copy of “Fundamentals of Sentence Structure.”
Are you The Professor from the And-1 street ball team?