I shave in the shower. This morning, I had already done the hair thing, the face wash thing, and the sudsing of my unmentionables, so I was ready for my shave.
Then, I proceeded to apply shaving cream to my entire face.
I drove to work, then wondered how I got here when I showed up.
No, I’m not under the influence of Charles in Charge.
“But Charles! Those blond siamese twin waitresses are waiting for us!”
-Buddy Limbeck, if I wrote “Charles in Charge.”
-Buddy Limbeck, if I wrote “Charles in Charge.”
Every Charles in Charge ever (accept when the Montgomery’s lived there):
Buddy: Hey Charles, I can’t believe you are going to skip our date with the Salinski Twins so you can go to the award ceremony for Mr. Powell at the Moose Lodge!
Mr. Powell: Limbeck, what are you doing here?!?
Buddy: Hey Mr. Powell, can Charles skip your award ceremony with the Moose Lodge tonight so he can come on a date with me and the Salinski Twins?
Mr. Powell: Limbeck, can you skip your daily visits to our house?
(laugh track)
Charles: Buddy, I can’t skip the ceremony, its very important to Mr. Powell.
Buddy: But Charles, he’s old. He won’t even know if you skip.
(laugh track)
Mr. Powell: Limbeck, I’m standing right here.
(laugh track)
Charles then goes to the ceremony and continues not to get any action, other than Mr. Powell’s daily sponge bath.
Sorry that last one was so long. I often used to space out my whole drive from KC to Manhattan.
Kevin,
I had a feeling you’d show up and make a mockery of my Charles in Charge send-up. And for that, I weep.
I once served Willie Aames (Buddy) in the “Blackbob McDonalds” Drive-Thru.
Yeah, but did you work side by side with a certain produce God by the name of Barry?
no, instead i worked along side the Pakistani Grilling Sensation herself . . . Shaheena.
of course, her career was aided by a certain produce knife that PC wouldn’t let you keep because of your tendency to cut yourself.
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Kevin, did you serve Buddy McDonalds, or a BJ behind the dumpster at the back of the building?
Barry has touched more melons than Buddy and Charles combined