Fat guy in some skinny shorts

CNN:

Sujit Bhattacharya knew he felt sluggish and had trouble putting on his socks and shoes. One day, when he tried on a pair of size 30 shorts, his wife pointed out that they fit only under his belly.

We never learn his height, but his weight was 193 pounds.  What kind of skinny waisted giant was this guy?  How does a 193-pound man not hulk right out of 30-inch shorts, even if they fit only under his belly?  I think Sujit is pulling a fast one on us.

He claims he lost 40 pounds, but check out the before and after pictures.

Oh no, it’s the classic profile view vs straight-on view trick they use in weight loss pill commercials.

And who would’ve guessed?  He’s plugging not just one product, but four, in his typical daily diet.

Morning: glass of low-fat milk with Nestle Quik (150 calories)
Exercise: Lemonade and Gatorade afterward (50 calories)
Late morning: snack of a piece of fruit (75 calories)
Lunch: lean piece of chicken with two vegetables and rice (500 calories)
Late-afternoon: snack of Healthy Choice fudge bars (90 calories)
Dinner: spaghetti with a meatball or two (500 calories)
Night: bowl of cereal like Froot Loops (150 to 200 calories)

Our weight loss heroes eat at Subway and McDonald’s, Sujit.  And you need to practice on sticking your gut out.  Pretty weak showing.

2 Replies to “Fat guy in some skinny shorts”

  1. I like the disclaimer at the bottom of this blog. Do you find it odd that Sujit, and not his daughter, is standing with his arm around The Count from Sesame Street. I’m calling Bull Shit on this whole thing purely based on that picture.

    • Ha. I somehow didn’t even notice The Count until you brought it up. CNN’s “I Report” logo blocks his face.

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