Did you see Obama’s 3-pointer?
Obama’s 3-point prowess has rendered him a useless candidate for me. His brilliant stroke heightens an already intense insecurity in my basketball skills.
I guess it was only a matter of time until an Obama gaffe cost him my vote. He has lost the all important “Who would you like to play basketball with?” question. I easily prefer to unleash my mad hooping skills on McCain. I imagine a number of other people feel the same way.
Aren’t they supposed to be good at basketball? I mean politicians of course.
Yeah, I hear Hillary has a sick turn-around jumper.
Matt, you’re wrong.
Hillary’s move is the crossover, a la Tim Hardaway.
Damn. My bad. Ted Kennedy is the one with the sick turn-around jumper. I always confuse the two.