Like a child distracted by jingling car keys, we’re all too busy creaming ourselves over Phelps to see anything else.
John Edwards cheated on his cancer-stricken wife during the Presidential campaign she encouraged him to run, even though she was in awful shape.
Russia worked up a massive boner and has been waving it in Bush’s face with its invasion of U.S. ally Georgia.
At least the opening ceremonies freaked out a lot of people. You can pull off quite the scene when you force all your citizens to play their assigned role to perfection.
I think I get the idea. You’re saying that if the end of the world comes suddenly, we’ll be too damn distracted or stupid to recognize it. Sounds easy enough for me! This might be the first time I side with the masses!
You’re only bashing China because:
1. They country is continue to limit reporters’ Internet access.
2. NBC has handed out knee pads to all its reporters and announcers to tell us how great a country China is.
3. They pulled a Milli Vanilli with the opening ceremony singer because the original singer wasn’t cute enough.
Aside from that, everything’s swell.
GO MICHAEL PHELPS!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. You’re a communist.
Phelps is dreamy.