Local and state governments get creative when budgets are tight. Some consider legalizing and taxing pot. Others simply fire employees.
Why not consider legalizing public urination outside courthouses and city halls? It would save on water and sewage infrastructure. Plus, everyone would score a mental benefit from literally pissing on the government.
Problem solved.
Here’s another idea to raise money for the government. Take old police cars and put them out on the sidewalks in high-crime neighborhoods. Charge $10 per whack with a sledgehammer and watch felons stick it to the man in a safe, controlled, and profitable manner.