Last weekend was the Fake Patrick’s Day in Manhattan, but most of the rest of America celebrates today.
The German Woman was up early, throwing a few back.
We also got into an argument over how pointless leprechauns are. Then, a gentleman called in and sang us a very creative St. Pat’s song.
Finally, a woman thinks she’s found out why leprechauns exist.
“A leprechaun violated me while I was passed out.”