Dick Cheney is coming to Fort Riley tomorrow.
To celebrate, here’s another edition of “Dick Cheney Says.”
The High Lady called after the show ended. She gave us some online-only thoughts on Easter and Dick Cheney coming to town.
“If my daugther weren’t lesbian, this would be her size of preference.”
Today’s Daily Quote of the Day for Today “Ahh, man. I wanted to be a hermaphrodite. Now I’ll never be like Xena: Warrior Princess. Lee, lee, lee, lee, lee. Ahhhh (Xena war cry).” – Katie Holmes’ fetus as heard by the “Womb Cam 5000” after Tom Cruise said the baby would be either a boy or a girl.