Check out this horrifying coverage of last week’s Trike-A-Thon.
Then, check out me getting all sorts of up in their grill over this excerpt:
The Riley County Fire Department came in first place at the event with their makeshift tricycle, which was adorned with a light, an American flag and a horn. Ironically, the light caught fire and started smoking during the race, but the fire department participants were determined to win.
“We are very excited,” Riley County Fire Chief Dominic Torres said. “We plan on participating in the future and trying to win again next year.”
That makes it look like the Fire Department won. Baloney! I have photograph proof of the true champions.
Unbeknownst to the victors, The Collegian’s top reporter was running off to tell lies
The High Lady called to offer her support.
Today’s Daily Quote of the Day for Today: “I have tears in my eyes big as goose eggs.” – The High Lady, sharing in our disdain at The Collegian’s faulty news coverage.
Sounds like you guys were the real winners, daw gon it. My tears are as big as ostritch eggs. Beat that High Lady.
Does Lull still work for the Collegian? It sounds like he hoodwinked you again.
The first audio clip is now working. Sorry about the technical difficulties. Stookscrest out.