Once again, someone called our show looking for “Swap Shop.” We made an exception and let him share his items.
Discussion on last night’s American Idol led to a frightening Patrick Swayze reach-a-round reference.
“Swayze, hands off my clay phallus.”
Today’s Daily Quote of the Day for Today: “Abdul’s ‘dumb’ is chemically induced.” – Chris Casey, saying Kellie Pickler would win in a ‘Dumb-off’ because she’s naturally moronic.
***Coming soon to Stooks in the Morning: Patrick Swayze’s Pottery Barn for Kids.***
What’s swap shop?
It’s like eBay, except on the radio and only local stuff. Like a garage sale.
I guess there was an old woman on this morning trying to sell a basketball. “It needs some air. But I think some young person might enjoy playing with it. I’m selling it for one dollar.”
It’s pretty funny to listen to if you can pick it up. 1420 AM out of Junction.
That’s gross. The clay thing.
Actually, I heard a woman on Swap Shop several years ago advertising an autographed Patrick Swayze girdle worn in the movie Dirty Dancing. I don’t know why she would sell such a keepsake.