For some reason, a college co-ed asked us for love advice this morning.
And an old woman was very confused about our phone number and what year it was.
“Pa says if I take my helmet off, the spirit of Pat Sajak will devour my eye sockets.”
Today’s Daily Quote of the Day for Today: “Well, I’ll be a herpes sore on Eleanor Roosevelt’s lip, I’ve finally got it.” – An old woman who’s pleased that she finally dialed our number after many failed attempts.