Liquor stores in a class of their own

Have you noticed that liquor stores are the only places that can name their store the exact same thing as what they sell? Go find a liquor store. There’s a 95 percent chance they have “Liquor,” “Wine and Liquor,” “Spirits,” or some other generic name. Especially if it’s in a strip mall.

Why don’t they just open a store called “Natty?”

Or better yet, I’d like to see McDonald’s tear down its signs, and replace them with the much simpler “Food” name.

What a brand.

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