My landlord is giving a tour of my apartment this afternoon. I have empty liquor bottles in my kitchen and laundry all over the floor. It’s probably been a month-and-a-half since I’ve done laundry.
This’ll give me the opportunity to finally get the laundry done and be out of the apartment when they do the tour. I feel too awkward to be around when they do those tours.
This discussion led to one of the best callers we’ve ever had on the show.
“It smells like Lou Diamond Phillips’ crotch in here.”
Today’s Daily Quote of the Day for Today: “If his room is nasty, his ass is nasty.” – A caller putting Stooks in his place on doing the laundry.