Can’t keep up

Not “can’t keep it up,” although that problem is surely approaching.

We talked about my long struggle to stay awake Friday night on my way to KC, and shared some different ways to try to stay awake.

Getting knocked up, snorting a (somewhat) legal substance and hair removal topped the list.

Although, one caller took exception to the snorting idea.

The first available audience surveillance photo from a test screening for Gigli

Here’s another edition of “An Old Man.”

And a fun new feature called “Am I dying?”