Last Friday, Photoshop Adam earned “No Stashes. Clean Shaven” on the “John Stossel Pick of the Week.”
Why did he receive such a sorry rating?
He sent out an email that took ten minutes to read and didn’t have any white space between sentences. Impossible to read.
However, he redeemed himself.
First off, check out Stossel in his 100 percent stash brilliance.
Next, check out Stossel sans stash, courtesy Photoshop Adam.
Finally, to top it off…a depressed Photoshop Adam at getting the distinction of “No Stashes. Clean Shaven.”
Damn you Adam!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stooks, thanks for the shout out this morning, and also for not telling everyone that I called you drunk on a monday night, alone in my room. Im working on a federline pic, could be an instant classic.
As a regualr reader of MattStooks.com, I can honestly say that post hit a new level of “I am more stupid after reading that” than anything I have ever read before. That is impressive. Then again, that is coming from someone who talks about Boy Meets World in their most recent entry on their web site so maybe I don’t have room to talk. 🙂
Just Kidding. Hope all is Well! Give Chris a punch in the stomach for me!
Pauley,
Since our goal is to make people think “I am more stupid after hearing that” on the radio, then I guess we’re on track for the site.
I cant figure out if that guy is making fun of me or not. Maybe I too have gotten dumber from this site.