Pimp my cart

This morning, we talked about Photoshop Adam’s claim that you can go to Wal-Mart after 10, get a red ribbon from the elderly greeter, tie it onto your cart, and wait as the hot singles come rushing your way.

His story was a little off, as one store in the U.S. has done something similar.

The High Lady was very excited about the idea.

This whole discussion got us going about other urban legends.

The High Lady called back with a frightening story about monkey tails.

We also talked about the Tootsie Pop wrapper, ghost impregnation and an upside down mop.

We even heard from a guy who says Wal-Mart is “pimp” for finding ladies, and an old man who has another urban legend.

Enough with the adult-speak, here’s something for the kids:

Steve Schnell and the Summer Activities Report.