Stooksoscope for Wednesday

Capricorn

Doing something right doesn’t just feel good — it feels great. This inspires you to look for more good deeds to perform, and to get others on the same generosity track. Then, one day, maybe we can live in a world without people tying up the check-out line trying to decide between Orange or Wintergreen TicTacs.


Gemini

If you’re having second thoughts, don’t lend out that heirloom vase to your flaky friend who has a hard time walking and chewing gum at the same time. But don’t judge. Not everyone can walk, chew gum, pat their head, and rub their belly at the same time. You’re one step from the circus.


Libra

The stars put the ball in your court, so don’t waste your time suiting up. Come as you are and step up to this opportunity. While the moment may not be perfect, it’s got all the components for success: Rice Crispies, marshmallows and Antiques Road Show.


Pisces

You went out looking for romance and you ended up with a new group of friends. While you may be taken aback at this turn of events, you can’t say you’re displeased. After all, you’ve been looking for a Shannon Doherty-withdrawal support group since she left 90210.


Stooks Proverb: Beauty is only skin-deep. Although, the ladies always had a thing for Skeletor.

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