Stooksoscope for Monday

Virgo

Are you so busy worrying about what might (or might not) happen next that you’re forgetting to count all the blessings you already have? The stars are telling you to celebrate. Time to pull out the miniature poker table for some good old fashioned Barbie strip poker.


Capricorn

Some recent shake-ups in your life have made you much more aware of your risk-to-reward ratio. Using your little brother to lure Clay Aiken into a conversation is simply what needs to be done.


Gemini

You know that old saying about a healthy mind in a healthy body? Add ‘home’ to that list while you’re at it. Clean closets, toss rotten food from the fridge, and wash the yogurt out of your bed sheets already.

Libra

Ever hear the saying, ‘follow your bliss’? It’s time to make that your daily affirmation. Just don’t be tempted to modify the saying to ‘follow Miss Bliss.’ She already has a restraining order against you.


Stooks Proverb: Out of sight, out of mind. Except for when it flares back up and starts itching again.

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