Oprah wants you to know that her and Gayle King aren’t gay for each other.
Oprah and Gayle talk four times a day, and apparently that’s enough to make Oprah paranoid.
I doubted Oprah’s claim as it seems girls are always on the phone with each other and no one questions it.
In this segment, two women make claims worse than Oprah: one showers with her friends and the other talks to her best friend 7-10 times a day.
In this segment, a woman says people have accused her of being gay for her best friend, but says the previous caller is an exception with the whole “showering together” thing. She also has some choice words for Stedman.
“Oprah! I told you no goosing in public!”
A guy called in to talk about gnomes.
A caller complaining about Gremlins.
Inspired by the previous caller, another listener wants to know how to clean a Mogwai.