Leo
It’s not just your retirement portfolio that should be diversified — think about your life portfolio. Instead of doing what’s comfortable and safe, think about what scares you just a little bit. Then tackle it. You might need some friends to help, as Big Bird is one stout individual.
Sagittarius
You’re a little bit of terrific for your loved ones, whether you realize it or not. The problem is you’ve been focused too much on what material goods you give your friends and family. What about intangible things? Like when you were oblivious to the fact that you had that piece of corn lodged in your left nostril while you were arguing against the threat of global warming.
Taurus
There’s a reason why this situation keeps cropping up in your life. If you keep avoiding taking on this responsibility, you may not like the next appearance it makes. Damn, wedgies suck.
Virgo
It’s not that you always have to be in charge — it’s just that you’re so darned good at it. But now is a great time to take a backseat and let someone else do the driving while you enjoy the scenery for once. That’s typical police procedure, anyway.
Stooks Proverb: Love always finds a way. Unless there’s a passed-out Mangino blocking the road.