Bye beardy

I shaved the beard last night.

My A/C’s been struggling to keep up with the heat, and I needed as much relief as I could get my hands on. Plus, I needed a reason to stay in the cold shower a little longer.

For some reason, I remembered my sister-in-law’s parents had a friend who said, “there’s an article that says women don’t like facial hair on men,” right to my bearded face.

We discussed the attractiveness of facial hair.

“Now I only have lice on half my face.”

Recommended reading: the above dude’s “beard research” article.