Aquarius
Gritting your teeth isn’t necessary. Someone really is in charge here. You’ll just have to deal with the fact that it’s not you (even though you’d do a bang-up job). Be patient. Your turn will get here very soon, and you’ll be able to put the quarter in the K-Mart pony on your very own.
Cancer
Professional help is key when it comes to getting your finances in order. Once you’ve hired someone, you’ll find Henry coughs up the $1.25 he owes you for that Country Time Lemonade pretty quickly.
Scorpio
Put aside the routine chores for now. Some extraordinary opportunities are yours to be had if you’re ready. That’ll teach everybody for making fun of you for buying the deluxe package of Urine Gone from TV.
Aries
You’re awfully cute, but it’s time to let people know that you’re much more than just a pretty face. Go ahead and pull out your dentures in front of everyone, and clean them in the office water cooler.
Stooks Proverb: What you don’t know can’t hurt you. Unless it’s that there’s a food shortage and Louie Anderson is in town…and hungry…for human flesh.