Aquarius
How do you always end up in the middle of a drama when you haven’t auditioned for the role? No, Mangino, not that type of “roll” (screams).
Cancer
Your ego gets a much-needed boost when you perform well at something you love. Too bad shooting pens out of your belly button isn’t a paying gig.
Scorpio
You need a sense of connection to something larger than the material world. Consult the hippie camping out in Chipotle alley. She knows.
Aries
A personal struggle that has plagued you for far too long is about to come to a happy conclusion. Pack up those troubles and smile, smile, smile. You’ve got some spinach right there. No, not there. Here, I’m a mirror. Right here. Yeah. No, you didn’t get it. No, still there. Nope. Here, take my keys. There you go.
Stooks Proverb: Too many cooks spoil the broth. Too many Federlines is one.