Instead of hastily putting together what I can find for the Stooks Scoop three minutes before it goes on the air, I’ve decided to work on it a day in advance and put what I find here. Don’t worry, any late-breaking stories about Rosie sitting on it will still make the show.
Good lord, you have got to watch the Britney Spears video below. Or, at least read this for some of the highlights.. Here’s one little nugget for you:
“Have you ever seen ‘Back to the Future?'” she asks Federline.
“Is that possible, to time travel? … Yes, it is, Kevin,” she says. “I think people can do that.”
“Well, maybe. But they would never tell the world,” the enlightened Federline responds.
Britney’s whore friend Madonna could go to jail in Germany if she does he “shocking” on-stage crucifixion this weekend.
If it were 1989, someone in this country, with the exception of San Fran, might care.
In other “who gives a” news, Kate Hudson is getting a divorce.
Oh, no! A third Ace Ventura movie. And no Jim Carrey. Hey, it worked for Dumb and Dumberer. It’ll be about Ace’s son. I apologize in advance.
It looks like there could be an X-Men 4, in addition to Wolverine and Young Magneto.
They haven’t signed Hugh Jackman or Halle Berry. Hopefully the next one doesn’t blow as hard as the last one.
Having a kid has changed Ben Affleck’s life. Less time for crappy movie-making.
Laguna Beach is coming back. Wednesday (8/16) at 9:00. I’ll miss LC. Only because that is the best initial name I’ve ever heard of.
Did Dane Cook knock up Jessica Simpson? Warning: from The Enquirer.