Stooks Scoop

Wow, they found the guy who probably killed JonBenet Ramsey. I guess we owe her parents an apology.

Johnny Depp is doing another movie with Tim Burton. How come no one has questioned that relationship yet?

Drew Barrymore wants to settle down and have a kid. Her boyfriend’s name is Fabrizio Moretti, formerly the (dead?) member of Milli Vanilli. Actually, he’s the drummer for the Strokes.

Courtney Cox has a new show called “Dirt,” coming to FX in early 2007. They just announced Rick Fox will play a (gasp) basketball player. Now, when will they get Vlade Divac on TV?

“Weren’t you in The Professional?”

Usually, you can count on FX to put out good TV shows. Apparently sick of that trend, they’re now working with J Lo. She’s also doing a show with MTV.

While trying to figure out the name of the movie with the guy who looks like Vlade, I found out Natalie Portman is rumored to be in Indiana Jones 4. Maybe she can ruin that series like she did Star Wars.

Another day, another Snakes on a Plane news story. I don’t care what anyone says, this movie is going to be huge.

Brace yourself for a shocker. Britney says her current pregnancy wasn’t planned. I’m sure the kid will appreciate reading that 10 years from now. By the way, for all the crap people give her, Sean Preston is easily the least messed up kid’s name from any celebrity in the past decade.

Bill Murray’s always an enjoyable interview. Dropping a Jay-Z reference might be the highlight of his latest.

Gwyneth Paltrow is returning to acting. Apparently she took some time off. Thank god, there haven’t been enough movies recently with pleasant looking women who look sad.

Paris Hilton urges you to look past stereotypes: just because she’s a whore doesn’t mean she can’t sing.

From the Enquirer…

Mel’s not in rehab! He’s at home!

Kelly Clarkson likes to get drunk and play the air guitar.

Lance Bass’ friends don’t mind he’s gay, but they don’t approve of his boyfriend. Apparently when Lance has the guys over, his boyfriend can’t make a cheese dip to save his life.

One Reply to “Stooks Scoop”

  1. I didn’t read that yesterday, but that is a great Stooks Scoop. Particularly the Vlade Divac comment.

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