On to the Scoop…
Haley Joel Osment is being charged with both DUI and possessing pot.
“I think the dead people you’re seeing might be a result of that laced squeef your smoking.”
Britney Spears wants her old body back. So do we. And could whoever has her old brain bring that back, too?
Some paparazzi yelled at Nicole Richie, “Nicole, you look disgusting. Gain some f***ing weight!” She wasn’t upset because she’s anorexic. She’s upset because what if she was anorexic…that wouldn’t be cool.
Busta Rhymes has been arrested for assault. Good for him. He’s got to keep that street cred up for a possible Shaft 2 role.
Speaking of street cred, Usher is going Broadway this week, taking a role in Chicago.
Barry Manilow is having problems recovering from a hip injury. Too much cavorting with the ladies, if you ask me.
Manilow’s gaze: crack for the soul
Marion Jones has tested positive for a banned substance. What is happening to America’s sports institutions? First cycling, now track and field. What’s next? Canasta?
The Beckhams are coming out with two new fragrances. They are called “intimately Beckham” “for her” and “for him.” Victoria’s will no doubt smell similar to Chanel. David’s similar to Duck Butter (Urban Dictionary link warning: offensive).
The Enquirer says Courtney Cox and David Arquette are having problems. If anything happens to that marriage, every guy’s hopes and dreams of scoring a girl way out of their league takes a little step back.
Donald Trump, Ben Affleck, Billy Ray Cyrus, Jon Cryer and other celebrities have helped raise more than $2.8 million for the Jimmy Fund. At the photo op, a reporter screamed “Move out of the way Affleck! You’re blocking our shot of Billy Ray!”