Gimme that number!

I was going through my cellphone last night and found four or five girls’ numbers that I never bothered calling. Mostly it was because they were obtained during a state of intoxication that I would need to reach again to have the guts to actually use the number.

We talked about the problems with exchanging phone numbers. My goal was to come up with some guidelines for the ladies and the guys to follow. I didn’t quite reach that goal.

“Haha! That assclown actually called! Let’s drink bottled water to celebrate!”

In other show activity…

A guy with a suspicious voice and cough calls to complain about a proposed smoking ban for Manhattan.

Hit me wit’ some knowledge!