Stooksoscope for Wednesday

Capricorn

You could be facing a budget crunch due to some overenthusiastic spending — or some past generosity could be getting a karmic repayment. Your past finds you when you least expect it. This could go both ways, just like Anne Heche.


Gemini

It seems like some people are predestined to lose their cool, but you don’t even break a sweat no matter how hectic the day becomes. Wow, Rush was right about painkillers.


Libra

It’s easy to be defined by our problems — and scary to let go of them. Just be glad you’re not aware that everyone else defines you by one word: bouncy.


Pisces

Recycling. A wonky door hinge. Saying ‘I’m sorry.’ It’s so easy to let the little things accumulate, and before you know it, it feels like everything is falling apart, like Cher’s face. There goes her nose.


Stooks Proverb: The early bird gets the worm. The late bird gets EPT.

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