Have you noticed how many magazines start existing each day? One called Watch! featured an altered photo of Katie Couric to make her look 20 pounds thinner than she actually is! Actually, the magazine is only available to CBS stations and American Airline passengers (no joke).
“Who cares about her waist? They changed her dress!” Paris Hilton’s new CD debuted at #6. Back to whoring.
Katharine McPhee is up for the role of Wonder Woman. But does anyone want to see her bulimia vomit on the bottom of the Invisible Jet as she flies overhead?
Kidman’s rep says the paparazzi are PhotoShopping Nicole’s body to make it look like she has a spot where a baby would go. Can they photoshop some tan on her next time, please?
Here’s a new feature on MSNBC, “The Perfect.” I think my friend Prewitt would like it.
This article says Rosie’s going to have a tough time on The View. Just like any heterosexual male, her knees will be trembling as she gazes at Elisabeth Hasselbeck.
Recent purchases suggest Britney Spears is having a baby GIRL! (Insert your own incest joke here).
Jennifer Aniston is close to signing a deal with Nike. I don’t get it, either.
regular couric is already bone-able . . . but skinny couric is smokin hot.