Remember that guy that put together the sculpture of Britney giving birth on that animal rug? He’s now creating “Suri’s Bronzed Baby Poop.” HAHA! Also hearing that we’ll get to see the first photos of Suri in Vanity Fair some time this fall. “Horns? Hooves? Find out this Fall in Vanity Fair!!!”
Misleading headline of the day: “Jessica Simpson Admits to Surgical Enhancement.” It was some Sweedish version of collagen to fatten your lips. Don’t worry. She’s off the stuff.
From the VMA’s taping: Jessica Simpson wins a car, barely misses running into Nick, and Justin Timberlake enraged the press by sneaking in a side door.
Zach Braff is upset that the tabloids have painted him as the “male Paris Hilton.” He says he isn’t getting laid all the time. And his boobs are too big to be even for the “female Paris Hilton.”
Why wasn’t I informed that there were some topless photos of Jennifer Aniston that possibly existed? I’m so far behind this story, she’s already settled with the photographer.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are trying to save New Orleans. Hide your children!
Donald Trump fired Carolyn! She was using her new fame too much to make money.
“My ears seem heavy…”
george and carolyn gone, trump children taking over . . . good move donald.
how could someone that is supposed to be such a savvy businessman be so blind to the ways of TV . . . what a loser.