Capricorn
What gives? It seems like casual acquaintances understand you better than your closest friends do right now. Sometimes old habits keep loved ones from seeing each other clearly…so does not using Clear Eyes, but your displeasure with Ben Stein will prevent you from ever clearing that hurdle.
Gemini
Right now, you’d like nothing more than to get this party started — and quickly. Round up the usual suspects — you know, those cohorts whom you can always count on to make merry. It’s time to let down your hair and get all kinds of merry up in everybody’s grill.
Libra
If your perfect plan met with an untimely demise, it’s because the universe didn’t think it was the right strategy for the moment. See what you can salvage and learn from this. Then go buy a chainsaw and lots of bleach.
Pisces
A worthy cause needs your time, money and skill. Clear a little room in your schedule — and budget — to help. Not only will you feel more involved and active in your community, but you’ll also be spiritually refreshed as a result of your mercy killing of Miss Cleo.
Stooks Proverb: Fight fire with fire. Fight Rosie O’Donnell with lots of armor so she can’t eat you.