Don’t ask ESPN The Magazine.
Is there anything worse than the magazine cover tease? All magazines should be required by law to put the page number next to an article tease on the front of the cover. But the magazine editor says “Stooks, you don’t understand. The cover work on all magazines requires more work and is printed before the rest of the magazine and…” Blah, blah, blah. That’s garbage.
I know I’m not the only person sick of flipping through a magazine trying to find an article that was teased on the magazine cover. I make a mental note and ban every product I see in my fruitless attempt to find the magazine cover tease article.
But, back to the issue. You’re intrigued. Who is the toughest crowd in college hoops? It has to be Allen Fieldhouse, home of the Jayhawks, right? Maybe Cameron Indoor? Unless you’re supposed to read one of the articles backward to find the answer, ESPN The Magazine has pulled the ultimate farce: there is no article on college crowds.
Don’t get me wrong, the magazine is never really good anyway. The Sports Guy is the only thing worth reading. The rest of the publication is a piece of trash. If I didn’t get the magazine subscription as a gift, I wouldn’t let it grace the back of my toilet. Speaking of which, I’m out of toilet paper…