BREAKING NEWS: Paris Hilton was arrested just after midnight Thursday for DUI.
Emilio Estevez is getting married.
“I’m relevant enough to make mattstooks.com!!!”
Jessica Simpson Wednesday! First off, she’s seeming like Ashlee right now: “lost her voice” just in time for her CD release and scheduled “live” performances. She’s also not dating John Mayer or anyone else. The good news? Nick Lachey is getting far less than the $18 million (half of what the couple earned while together) he filed for the divorce. But his career isn’t as over as it looked six months ago, so he won’t end up at whatever parking garage Joey Fatone works.
Katie Couric doubled the audience for the CBS Evening News her first night. And she had Suri photos. People will watch. Go choke on a hot dog.
Katie Holmes says rumors about Suri were “heartbreaking.”
“Some of the crap that’s out there, the stuff that’s said about my parents and my siblings (reports that her family did not hit it off with Cruise), it’s really frustrating the amount of s*** that’s out there.“And the stuff they say about Suri? You shouldn’t say that about us, and you can’t say that about my child.”
Notice how she didn’t object to rumors about Freakshow?
Sickos: there’s no chance you’re gonna see the tape of Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin dieing. See you in Hell.
Ron Goldman’s dad has filed a petition to own the name “O.J. Simpson.” He hasn’t got a dime from a $30 million judgement in 1997.
That Village People cop got three years probation for drug possession. Go ahead. Picture the Village People. Wasn’t that nice?
Orlando Bloom and Kate Bosworth broke up!!! Things could get awkward when they start filming Seasons of Dust together. Does anyone care?
Desperate Housewives’ Marcia Cross is pregnant. It’s her first kid.
A miniseries about 9/11 on ABC might cause some problems. It blames the Clinton Administration for not getting bin Laden. Harvey Keitel is in it. Random.