WEAK! Paris Hilton’s blood alcohol level was only a .08 when she got her DUI. Any less, and she would’ve been free to go. That was at the scene, so chances are she blew even better at the police station and may get off. What?
Even worse non-celeb Kimberly Stewart was her passenger, by the way.
In unrelated Paris news: she wasn’t making out with Travis Barker from Blink 182. She was making out with his friend. Less whorish, I guess.
Lionel Richie gets quote of the week for what he says about his daughter.
“I live with the constant fear that Nicole is going to become the next Princess Diana,”
Well, Diana, but a lot more whorish before dying.
David Letterman’s going to do The Late Show for at least four more years. No new contract, but things seem to be going well for Jimmy Kimmel’s show, too. Conan will slaughter them both.
Michael Jackson has to pay ex Debbie Rowe $60 thousand. That dude is involved in more lawsuits than every celebrity combined, doesn’t he?
Remember that d-bag with the book from Oprah? James Frey and his publishers have to give out up to $2.35 million in refunds for books bought before he admitted to being a fraud.
Brian DePalma wants to cast Nicholas Cage as a young Al Capone in an Untoucables sequel. I don’t approve.
There’s a rumor that Anderson Cooper and Campbell Brown will move to CBS’ Early Show. He’s got to be the youngest guy ever to get a full head of gray hair that early. I’m not sure if he or Taylor Hicks pulls it off better.