Kevin Federline confirms he’s a father of another baby boy. “Mom and baby are doing well, thanks, but we’re all really tired.” Life & Style Weekly says Britney was craving a double cheeseburger and milkshake from In-N-Out Burger on the way to the hospital, but “Kevin refused to stop to satisfy Brit’s urge.” Then, she had his baby, and he satisfied her urge all night long in a desperate attempt to reimpregnate.
Wow, Whitney Houston has finally filed for divorce. You know, just yesterday we were talking about Kevin Costner’s comeback…anyone else smell BODYGUARD SEQUEL!!!!!!!
Some Russian politician wanted to have Madonna be a space tourist. Other Russians didn’t want it to happen. I wonder why.
Classic Lohan: she’s secretly married, but “Another source, however, says there’s trouble in paradise. Lohan and Morton had a nasty spat on Sunday when he got furious at her for flirting with a DJ, according to the London Mirror.” Nice use of the “flirting with the DJ” to cause a fight.
Same article, Stephen Baldwin says he’s praying for Tom Cruise’s soul. He’s a born-again Christian, who only knows six Commandments. Oh yeah, and he’s a Baldwin.
Nicole Richie says she still isn’t anorexic. “Stress” is it. The stress from having a cherry-red prosthetic fingernail repeatedly touching the back of your throat.
They found a mummified body at an offset scene while filming CSI: NY. They should pull a Double Impact and have Gary Sinise play the unmummified corpse of a murdered Lieutinant Dan.
The Kazakhstan President is flying in to meet with President Bush about Ali G’s Kazakh character, Borat. The new Borat movie is out in some places and the country doesn’t like the film makes them look. I’m not joking.
Rock Star: Supernova’s finale just got a little interesting. A judge says another band already owns that name, and new Supernova needs to go get themselves a name of their own.
No real new news on Mike Tyson’s new job working out in front of people in Vegas, but this is an interesting piece about his career and problems. I remember how cool he was when we were kids. What a messed-up dude.