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Rumors are back that Julia Roberts will try to have twins again soon. The best thing about it? It gives us an opportunity to show you Chris’ Julia Roberts impersonation:

Mel Gibson wore a mask and wig so reporters wouldn’t see him arrive to a screening of his new movie, Apocalypto. Can you say “Rabbi Costume?”

Nip/Tuck is easily the most disturbing show on TV. It just got worse. Rosie O’Donnell is doing a sex scene during the October 3 episode. Gross.


“You won’t be sleeping the night of October 3, Mr. Stooks.”

Kate Moss is sure getting a lot of job offers lately. It’s amazing what a little drug abuse or nudity caught on film can do for your career.

Heather Locklear’s career is right on track…robbing 80s TV moms Merdith Baxter and Joanna Kerns of a money role on Lifetime.

Don’t be fooled by the Baxter-Kerns gaze. Beyond their eyes lies a dark, hollow, cavern of a soul.

That retired Kansas City schoolteacher is ignoring Oprah’s lawyers. He wants her to run for President. Her lawyers don’t want him using her image and name. If you check out his site, you’ll realise how truly sad that is.

I told you so. While the word “bribe” isn’t officially mentioned, Dog The Bounty Hunter is offering cash to get off the hook in Mexico.

Grey’s Anatomy beat CSI in the ratings Thursday night. Grey’s had 25.4 million and CSI had 22.6 million viewers. And I don’t like the name “Marg.”

Jackass made $28 million this weekend.

Is this really new information? There are more TVs in most homes than there are people living there.

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