Leo
Be willing to learn and take a chance at whatever opportunity comes your way. Encounters with new cultures open your eyes to numerous possibilities. Fortune cookies taste good, too!
Sagittarius
Simple coincidence? The stars say no way! They also say “man, I’m really gassy.”
Taurus
Reenergize your sense of connection to the world. See a play. Go to the beach and watch the waves. Get on your roof with a pair of binoculars focused on your new neighbors bathroom, you get the idea.
Virgo
You’re the wrong sign to pick on. Heck, you’re the wrong sign to hear that someone else is being picked on. And you’re definitely the wrong sign to hear that a scab is being picked on.
Stooks Proverb: He suffered paralysis by analysis. Or by a spinal injury, I can never tell.